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Please Excuse the Swearing Nurse Tote

Please Excuse the Swearing Nurse Tote

Regular price $21.99 USD
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Nurses play a vital role in delivering exceptional, prompt, and empathetic healthcare. It's no secret that some healthcare professionals have a reputation for using colorful language, and the phrase "I don't curse like a sailor. I curse like a nurse" has become somewhat of a joke.

Depending on your personality and colleagues, this statement may ring true. If you can relate, then the "please excuse the swearing. I'm a nurse" tote bag is the perfect accessory for you.

Simplistic Sophistication

This trendy tote bag for nurses features a simple yet attractive design. The bag boldly declares, "Please excuse the swearing. I'm a nurse," in solid black and white text. It's sure to elicit some chuckles from your colleagues and friends.

The bag is equipped with a strong, comfortable, and adaptable all-black strap that matches the rest of the design and can be easily slung over your shoulder.

Long-lasting Fabrics

This tote bag for nurses is 100% polyester and has sturdy black cotton handles. It also features a non-woven laminate inside, transparent threaded hems, and black stitching to make it extra durable. You can carry books, medical supplies, clothing, or other essentials. In addition, the boxed corners make it easy to carry large items.

Effortless Storage

As a registered nurse, it's essential to have a dependable and fashionable tote bag. That's why we suggest this nurse-themed tote made from high-quality polyester and cotton. It's durable enough to hold all your necessities and simple to maintain.

The spacious main compartment lets you keep everything you need within reach, and the compact design makes it easy to store when not in use. Finally, It's available in medium and large sizes, providing plenty of space for all your essential items and equipment. So take advantage of this versatile and practical tote to experience its benefits.

Size Chart:

  Medium Large
Height, in 16.02 17.99
Lenght, in 16.02 17.99
Width, in 0.31 0.31
Handle height, in 11.81 11.81
Handle width, in 1.00 1.00

Size Chart

Shipping & Returns

We make most products custom to ensure quality. Orders typically arrive within 5-10 business days. Don't hesitate to contact us for an estimated delivery time if you have questions or concerns.

Shipping Details:

  • Custom-crafted products for quality and customer satisfaction
  • Orders typically arrive within 5-10 business days
  • Contact us for delivery inquiries
  • We'll provide estimated arrival times

You can find our FAQ and return/refund policies here.

Care Instructions

To keep your apparel in great condition, we recommend machine washing it in cold water (maximum 30C or 90F) with non-chlorine bleach as needed. 

To dry, tumble dry on low heat or hang dry in a shaded area. For ironing, use medium heat and avoid ironing directly on any prints or designs. 

Please note that dry cleaning is not recommended for this garment.

Care Instructions

  • Turn the garment inside out before washing
  • Use cold water and a gentle cycle
  • Tumble dry on low heat or air dry
  • Avoid using fabric softeners or bleach
  • Refrain from dry cleaning
  • Avoid ironing over designs on the garment
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